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Men You Should Avoid Dating Unless You’re Prepared to Shoot Yourself in the Head with a Paintball Gun Pt. 2
Finding the right guy to settle down with can be true and absolute agony. If you’re like most of us, you’ll have to wade through a deep dark pool of arrogant jerks and losers before you can find even one single guy moderately worth your time and efforts. Well why not make the process a little easier on yourself and avoid all of the guys on my list or you may just find yourself placing a very large paintball gun to your head in the near future.
Mama’s Boys
Never ever date a Mama’s boy. Sure it’s cute when a guy really loves his mom, but if he has photos of her all around his apartment, calls her at least five times per day and spends every Sunday evening at her place for a homemade meal, it’s no longer cute, it’s just plain creepy. Realize from the get go that you will never measure up to his mother. Even if he falls head-over-heels for you, you will always be second best and should conflict arise (which it undoubtedly will) he will always take his mother’s side of the issue over yours.
Workaholics
Diligence and intellect are great qualities to find in a man, but if his work always comes first you’ll never be satisfied in the relationship. Workaholics may dine at the finest restaurants in town, but it’s strictly business and they’ll never make the time to take you out to one. Should you disregard my helpful advice and settle down with a workaholic, make sure there’s no prenuptial agreement because he’ll inevitably leave you for the office secretary once you start showing your age.
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