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Wilton Dessert Decorator Pro
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Milwaukee 2691-22 18-Volt Compact Drill and Impact Driver Combo Kit
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Top 4 Words of Wisdom Printed on My Tea Bag Labels
4) “Grace brings contentment”
I’m not sure what this one means. I think they just chose three English words out of a hat and put them together and this is what they came up with. Although it does ask some deep questions, like what is “grace”? How does one achieve “grace”? Am I supposed to be giving grace away or am I suppose to have it for myself? Also, I am confused by the word choice of “contentment”; it’s not exactly something people strive for, like, “Hey Bobby, how was your weekend?” “Hey Bill, can’t complain, I felt very content.” Nobody wants to be content, they want extremes. They want to feel “amazing” or “awesome” or “amazingly awesome” not just “content.” Hell, I’d rather feel terrible than feel “content” because at least I can understand terrible—at least I can put my finger on it. “Content” does nothing for me. “Content” is garbage. Hey, tea company your confusing tea bag label is now making me far, far less content than I was before I read it. Thanks for ruining my day.
3) “In order to be remembered, leave nothing behind but goodness”
Now this is just silly. Who do they think they are talking to? Mother Theresa? Nelson Mandela? Beyonce Knowles? I am not perfect, actually, far from it. I think we all are (except for those three previously listed). How do I leave behind only goodness? To do that I would have to give up everything I own and become a peace worker or something and anyone who knows me will tell you I can’t live without my Xbox 360, so that’s definitely out of the question. Maybe there is a loophole. Maybe I can be remembered for being good but not really be good. Like, maybe I could pay someone to tell people how great I am or write a book about me when I die. That could work, but then I would probably need to have a lot of money. I mean, the book has to be good, like “Twilight” good, and Stephenie Meyer doesn’t come cheap. Another idea I just had was if I sold everything but my Xbox 360 and a TV and moved into a cave with an electrical outlet and spent my days playing video games and visiting with strangers who I would then pause my game, approach at the mouth of the cave, and pay a compliment— that way people will remember me as that really good guy who gave away free compliments and lived an almost perfectly ascetic lifestyle and I still get to keep my Xbox 360.
2) “Whatever you are, you are. Be proud of it.”
I can live with this one. Frankly, I might even get this tattooed on my body somewhere. Maybe my neck or my arm, like going in a circle around my bicep or something, that would be pretty cool. This one makes me feel really good about myself probably in the same way people feel when the first come out of the closet—like, here I am world! I am me and you can’t do anything about it! Now that I think about it, this is some really revolutionary stuff. I mean, what if everyone lived according to this wisdom, not worrying about what people think about them and just coasting along in life living according to their means and being proud of their family even if their dad is a raging alcoholic and their mother keeps reminding them how they need to “get their act together” and “could you please turn down the music in the basement, we’re trying to sleep, it’s not like you even pay rent to live at our house you loser.” You know what I mean?
1) “Don’t take pride in taking. Give and you will be given virtues.”
I like to think I’m a pretty giving guy. I once gave this guy holding up a sign that said “Down on my luck. Could use anything you have to offer” at the offramp to 94W a cigarette and he seemed much obliged. I fact, I wish I knew all that I know now thanks to these tea bag wisdom phrases back then so I could give him a couple of these wise phrases, maybe they could have changed his life. If I’ve learned anything it’s that your luck can change at any moment. Like this one time I bought one of those paintball gun packages to save some money and the guy at the counter said that when I but a package of ten, I can get two free games. I was only planning on buying a package of five, but then I thought, wow, that’s a good deal, so I went with the package of ten (which was essentially a package of twelve for the price of ten).That was pretty awesome.
About the Author
Alan Lomax is a freelance writer. His favorite flavor of tea is "alpine nectar."
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